And You Thought Hitler Had Problems!!!

That's right - I'm back, after a 3 month break (you'll notice my last post was on the 8th of June!). Anyway on my last post I showed how Hitler had took the news on being banned from Xbox Live - however if you thought Hitler had problems wait till you see this guy.

He was banned from Live after using an illegal copy of Halo 3 (Epsilon beta) when he went online with it. Unlike Hitler his console is not banned from Live forever, instead there is an expiry date on the ban (meaning once this date passes he can use Xbox Lives services again). So what is this date???? none other than 31/12/9999!


PS: It's nice to see Microsoft think Xbox Live will still be running in the year 9999!

Hitler Gets Banned!

With the recent strategy by Microsoft to ban modded Xbox 360's from Live - it seems that they might have made an enemy of Hitler. See the shocking footage below:

Microsoft Major Announcement!

When Microsoft revealed they would make a major announcement yesterday the Internet was soon alight with rumours of what this major news would be. Some thought it would be a Bio-Shock Demo, or perhaps confirmed news on Metal Gear Solid. However the news was actually Pacman related (to tie in with the Pacman Championship being held that day).
Now having said this would be major news I was at least expecting to hear that Ms. Pacman was actually just Pacman dressed up as a woman all along........however Microsoft let us down once again by announcing that today's Xbox Live Arcade game would be Pacman Championship Edition.

Master Chief On The Halo Beta

As you can probably imagine, we would expect Master Chief to be good at the Halo 3 Beta - after all he does this day in day out....doesn't he?

Warning: The following video includes strong language

Beta Post

Well this is my first post with my impressions of the Halo 3 Beta before my final impressions when the game launches.
First of all I have to confirm that my fears with regards to the graphics in the early pictures shown have turned out to be true (sorry folks but it's true), this game is no Gears of War in the looks department and is basically higher resolution Halo 2 graphics (ok that was a bit harsh but you get my point).
Luckily for Bungie it's not all about the graphics and the gameplay is still ace. Basically if you loved Halo 2 deathmatches (and lets face it who doesn't) you will love this.
However I still feel disappointed that the biggest title to ever be released on the 360 does not show off the 360's power. I hate to sound like a graphics whore, but imagine Halo 3 with graphics better or on par with Gears of War!
So now we must wait to see if Halo 3 single player returns to Halo 1 glory.....fingers crossed Bungie might have been keeping secret that the single player game uses a different engine to the multiplayer (eg. much better graphics).

Finish The Download!

The good news is that it appears the problem with Crackdown not allowing access to download the Halo 3 Beta has been fixed. I am currently downloading the demo as I type and yes you noticed the time stamp correct it is 6:28am (no I'm not sad, I start work at 7am.....ok I am sad, but only because I have to go to work!).

Halo 3 Wait-a!

It seems quite fitting that my last post (way back on 10th of April) was with regards to the Halo 3 Beta. However like most people today I am left waiting wondering when it will be released (although I can't really complain as anyone waiting for my site to update will have had a longer wait!.....or would that technically be less of a wait???). Anyway I'm glad I didn't take the day off work like a saddo (I'll save that for the 26th of September!).

Halo 3 Beta

The Halo 3 Beta has been officially dated - May 16th is the date to set in your calendars. I have also added a countdown to this site to help.

GTA Next Next Gen?

By now everyone in the world has seen the GTA 4 teaser trailer - if you haven't it is posted on this very site here. Anyway although this is the first next gen version of GTA to be released, in years to come could GTA look like this on a future console?

This video is actually a real life spoof of the trailer and is impressive work (and rather clever).

Achievement Unlocked

For any Xbox 360 gamer there is no sweeter sound than the achievement unlock sound byte that signals an increase in your gamerscore - however how annoying is it that to see exactly what you have achieved and the points gained can only be done via the guide button (interrupting your gaming).
This will all change with the new dash update, see a pic below that shows the new style achievement notification - it now tells you exactly what achievement you have unlocked and displays the gamer points given.